Great quote:

“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.”

Spring Break
I thought that was a great quote. Not really important or anything, just good overall.
Spring Break is not coming quick enough. I have 2 days of classes left (5 classes) and two tests left (one is a take home) and an ‘essay’ for Leadership. My materials take-home test is due Friday and I’m half-way done with it.

Spring Break is going to be great. I’m not going to do ANYTHING. I’ll post a lot to my blog, add some features that i’ve been meaning to get to, write a few episodes of The Adventures of Dirk Stanton, and hang out with Cooney(see below) and Armando.

Features I’m going to add:

JON COONEY IS THE MAN part 1,000,000
My Dad can’t come and pick me up to take me home for Spring Break (I don’t have my car here, but I will after spring break ) So, what was I to do??

/enter Jon “the man” Cooney
Cooney and I have this thing called Marooneyfest which has happened twice so far (Marooneyfest 2k3 and 2k4)
Well we’re gonna have Marooneyfest 2k5 early this year. He’s coming to pick me up Saturday afternoon and we’re driving back to Maryland together (well, i’m driving his car) This is why he is THE MAN. He goes to Penn State Erie, 7 hrs away, and is going to drive down here, to go another 5 hours home, when he could’ve been home already. Who else has friends like this (especially for it being a third time)?? No one has friends like this.

Right?

Wrong. Weren’t paying attention were you? I obviously have friends like this you jerk. I’ll be sure to bring the digital camera and maybe we can take some funny pictures on the way back to Maryland… and maybe they’ll get posted on here. Maybe not… who knows… it’s always a crazy time with Marooneyfest though, maybe we shouldn’t have it documented.

I’ll most likely post a lot of junk and work on the site Saturday while waiting for Cooney since i’m getting kicked out of the hall at noon and he won’t be here til 2-4.

~M

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